Tired of Realtors in Suits Who’ve Never Even Heard of Your Favorite Taco Spot?
Cool, Us Too!
Get Langley’s sharpest real estate team - zero suits.
Real Estate that doesn't suck
We’ve lived here 30+ years. We know every street, school, and secret taco spot because we’re your neighbours.
HOW WE ROLL:
✅ Buy/Sell Like a Boss
- Felipe’s negotiation voodoo → Saves you $$$
- Juan’s social media mojo → Gets your home seen (No stale MLS shots)
- Zero suits or scripts → Just real talk + savage local intel
✅ Dodge These Headaches:
- Overbidding on "hot" homes (we know off-market gems)
- Selling for less than your place is worth (our pricing strategy = chef’s kiss)
- Realtors ghosting you (we text back faster than your ex regrets)
How this works:
(Spoiler: It’s easier than finding parking at Costco on a Saturday)
👉 OPTION A: BOOK A FREE STRATEGY CHAT
15-min "WTF should I do?" session for:
- Buyers tired of losing bidding wars
- Sellers wondering what their place is worth
- Humans confused by Langley’s market
👉 OPTION A: SLIDE INTO OUR DMs
Prefer texting? We speak:
- Emoji 🏡💥🤷♂️
- Sarcasm ("That ‘renovated’ kitchen? Cute.")
- Actual useful advice
WHO EVEN ARE WE?
Juan Lombana
Realtor, Social media addict, dad of two, fluent in sarcasm and Spanish.
Born in Colombia. Raised in Langley.
Felipe Lombana
Realtor. The “serious one” (he’s not), negotiation wizard, dad of three.
Born in Colombia. Raised in Langley.
Frequently Asked Question
How much is my home really worth?
Forget Zillow’s guess. We’ll show you:
What similar homes actually sold for (not just listings)
How your outdated kitchen affects the price
Our pricing trick that gets sellers 3-5% more*
Is now a bad time to buy/sell?
The ‘perfect time’ is when it works for your life. Let’s talk!
Interest rates vs. prices in your neighbourhood.
If waiting could cost you more long-term
How to play the current market
What makes your listings sell better?
We treat homes like celebrities – not commodities
Professional videos that show lifestyle, not just rooms
Social ads targeting people actually moving to Langley
Open houses with local coffee (bribes work)
